Having to remind yourself to remember what’s important kind of bites frostbitten gerbils.
Columbus - by Ogden Nash. Once upon a time there was an Italian, And some people thought he was a rapscallion, But he wasn’t offended, Because other people thought he was splendid, And he said the world was round,<
Because Columbus Day should be silly.
Does everyone create a tumblr during a time they’re struggling to find a point to their existence?
How do you make a whale float?
Root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?