October 13, 2013
Columbus by Ogden Nash

Because Columbus Day should be silly.

October 13, 2013

Does everyone create a tumblr during a time they’re struggling to find a point to their existence?  

October 13, 2013
Another bad riddle

How do you make a whale float?

Root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.

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October 13, 2013
My favorite riddle

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

GIRAFFE!

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

Better to be turned down than to scuttle across the floors of silent seas, I guess.  At least now I know.

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