November 17, 2013

Having to remind yourself to remember what’s important kind of bites frostbitten gerbils. 

November 13, 2013

November 13, 2013

October 13, 2013
Columbus by Ogden Nash

Because Columbus Day should be silly.

October 13, 2013

Does everyone create a tumblr during a time they’re struggling to find a point to their existence?  

October 13, 2013
Another bad riddle

How do you make a whale float?

Root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013
My favorite riddle

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

GIRAFFE!

October 13, 2013

October 13, 2013

Better to be turned down than to scuttle across the floors of silent seas, I guess.  At least now I know.

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